What is coming up at NZ Clubs
  • Wellington HHH AGM 22nd April - 17 Graham St, Petone. Pussy Puppy’s.

  • Likka 2000th at Pania Hash. ANZAC day Napier

  • Anzac weekend at Takaha 27 April - see upcoming events

  • Wellington Ladies AGM 1st May - Tawa Squash Club

  • Capital 2222 May 18-19 Wairarapa

  • Mount 2222 weekend 19-21 July - see upcoming events

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Recent Happenings at NZ Clubs
  • Likka from Pania Hash in mid March was scheduled to become the 4th NZ hasher to complete 2000 runs with one club. Covid delayed this however to ANZAC day. He follows General and Father from Rotorua, and then Demon from Auckland

  • Former Wellington, and now Levin, hashers Handle and LGFM married on weekend 17-18 Feb in Levin. Guests included from Wellington and Auckland.

  • Sad news RIP long time and popular kiwi hasher Puff.

  • Great turnout for Bay of Islands Hash annual Burns night. Blackbeard on the bagpipes.

  • Around 35 hashers at Wellington HHH annual memorial run from Whenu Tapu cemetery to Porkbox’s place Pukerua Bay - visitor Poopa from Nelson

  • 1000th run for Jaberwocky at annual Wellington Ladies Peka Peka run 3rd January. Over 40 hashers there.

  • 50th birthday of well known kiwi hasher Xerox celebrated on New Years eve at Waiotapu Camp.

  • Popular Hasher Madd-on-er passed away after short illness. Memorial service 4th Dec

  • Another successful Combined Bays Xmas run Monday 28th November, hosted by Rotorua Hash. Over 70 hashers taking part.

  • Garden City AGPU October - JM’s - Klingon, Bolyx, RA - Small Black, Fines - Navigator, H&S - Mole, Drays - Nazal Kum, Garbage - Lone Ranger, H Kash - SSS, HDab- Lip Splitter

  • Christchurch Hash recent milestones - GM Workashika married Brian in Hawaii July. STD the 3rd in Hash to reach 1000 runs Oct. EMDEF and Ding a ling both 700ths, Navigator 300, Lone Ranger 200

  • RIP’s - ex Auckland Hasher Gold Finger, Rotorua Hasher Mother Superior and ex Southern Flyers hasher Mr Asia

  • Gisborne Light weekend cancelled due to lack of numbers registering

  • Mount AGM on Saturday 16th September. New GM is Smegma, replacing Gnash. Most other positions remain as is

  • Around 15 Hashers enjoyed a weekend at Beavertown. 1-3 Sept

  • Auckland HHH AGM Monday 28th August. Dio the new GM taking over from Demon

  • Hard Drive chalked up his 1500th run with Whangarei Hash on the 8th Aug

  • 8 Hounds from Hibiscus coast H3 went to Vanautu to visit Lost who's currently on a 2 year contract.A run was set along Barrier beach Santo Island. Kava downs downs were had & one Job was christened with his new hash name. Ringo & Chariot also rocked up to port Vila HHH with 42 on the run & at least 15 of them looking forward to Interhash.

  • Auckland HHH RAT run Saturday 29th July - see recent events

  • Winter walkabout at Southern Flyers Monday 3rd July

  • Geri’s Wellington AGM Tuesday 4th July - Smash reappointed as GM. Also Knockers and Spiderman as RA’s

  • Apologies - accidentally deleted all 2023 recent happenings - looking to restore information

  • Auckland HHH and Hibiscus HHH had combined run Monday 28th November at Kell Park Albany

  • Bays Combined Xmas run was Monday 28th November. Hosted by Sun City on same farm as 3 years ago. 60-70 hashers from Sun City, Mount and Rotorua.

  • Geri’s Wellington 2000th run weekend Dec 2nd 3rd - 62 Wellington and ex Wellington hashers enjoyed a beautiful Wellington day.

  • Auckland Combined Xmas party - Saturday 10th Decemeber - lots of familiar faces

  • Garden City Xmas party - Saturday 26th November Protocol Bar 6.30pm.

  • Kiwi’s attending GOA Interhash (Nov 11-13) include a group of Birdtable, Worm, Feefifofum and Xerox. Bluevain also flying in to make presentation on Queenstown 2024

  • Auckland Hash hosted a Reunion night on Thursday 10th November.

  • Red Riding Hood hosted a dozen or so Hashers at the annual Taupo HHH Labor weekend event. Featured a fishing cruise. Birdtable and assistant in attendance

  • Daisy back from Rarotonga until late November.

  • A dozen hashers attended Blenheim inaugural run on Saturday October 8th

  • Auckland HHH AGM - Incoming GM is Demon. JM’s Dio and Butcher.

  • Mount Hash AGPU on Saturday 3rd September - Incoming GM is Gnash, with his old WHHH mate Sourpuss controlling the finances. Fines - Moogabee and All Black Nipples

  • Double (delayed) birthday celebrations in Auckland on Saturday 3rd September - Revs 40th and Birdtable 50th

  • AGPU for Woeful Hash on Sunday 4th September

  • RIP Listerean - recent past GM of Auckland HHH

  • RIP Cuntrymember from Bay of Islands Hash. His sons have donated his brass boat horn for use on Hash runs.

  • Nelson Hash had a wet but enjoyable annual winter camp weekend at St Arnaud. July 29-31

  • New GM at Pania Hash is Flight Risk who takes over from Steptoe. She is now the 2nd young (20’s) female GM in NZ, along with LMB (Miss Bumps) at Wellington Ladies.

  • Check out the new Hash up in the Coromandel - Maturangi. They run monthly on the last Saturday

  • Wellington Hash celebrated Sproggy’s 1000th on 18th July with a pack of over 30 Hashers following trail set by Sproggy and No Offers. 2 Piss-stops of port and beer then back to Lyall Bay Bowling Club.

  • Capital (Wellington) had their AGM at RV’s house Monday 18th July. Incoming Joint Mistress and Master are RV and Gaytee.

  • The Hussies had a great weekend away at Opal Springs. Dingo, Grounded and Ice Pick came up from Tauranga, Wontit and Rigor from Katikati, 7 Up and OFG came down from Kaukaupakaupa. It was a good weekend with more cycling than running and a terrific tramp up Wairere Falls. Thanks Plunder for organizing the event

  • Runs of honor 2022 up on website. Notables include the three 2000plus Hashers General and Father (Rotorua) and Demon Auckland. Others include Little Flic of Masterton and Noodles of Sun City who have done nearly all the clubs runs.

  • Geri’s AGM 28th June. New GM Smash, Walkers RA’s Spiderman and Knockers.

  • BOI AGM -was Saturday 18th June. Orongo Holiday Park Russell. Rags to Riches theme for weekend.

  • Perky had her 70th birthday at Nomad on the Saturday.

  • Masterton Hash AGM 16TH May. New GM is Yodel, a hasher returned. Little Flic missed ANOTHER run in the last 12 months!!. He has now missed 19 runs over the 1750 of Mash Hash.

  • Nelson AGM - New GM Teddy Bare. Replacing Fluff

  • Geri’s hasher Gatecrasher (Gatie) celebrated his 60th birthday early May

  • Mount Hash - Mr Magoo’s life changing fishing competition at Murphy’s Camping ground. Matata

  • Christchurch AGM April - Workashirka remains GM for another year

  • Okains Bay weekend enjoyed by Chch and Garden City hashes 6-8th May

  • Mount 1777 run Monday 9th May - dinner and run at local RSA

  • Christchurch AGM was in April with a "Royalty" theme. Workashirka is Grand Mattress for another year.

  • Wellington Hash had AGM Monday 11th April. Outgoing Ayotollah He’ll Keep handed over the reins to Possum. And outgoing RA’s Captain Cook and Sproggy handed over to Penguin and TC. 30 hardy hashers enjoyed a very boozy night - venue Shandon Golf Club

  • NZGM Birdtable latest newsletter NZGM H3 Update #4 - Interhash news (mailchi.mp)

  • NZ will host the 2024 Interhash at Queenstown. And for 2022, with the cancellation of Interhash in Tobago, Goa has stepped in to host Interhash 22 in November.

  • Auckland Hussies AGM with new GM Snatch replacing Plunder. See recent events

  • Iconic Hasher Hacker had his farewell run with Auckland HHH at end of February before moving up North to lower the standard of the BOI Hash.

  • Gisborne First Light Hash hosted a fine Waitangi weekend event at Anarua Bay, just north of Gisborne. Around 30 hashers enjoyed the brilliant venue on the beach.

  • Wellington Hash had around 40 blokes and a woman turn up for the annual Memorial run from Whenu Tapu cemetery. Whiskeys and port round General Teeths grave with list of the departed then run to Porkbox’s place at Pukerua Bay Beach. Guests Macwatt and Kahluis from the Mount who were given a Mount waiata by Hash Brownon to take back home.

  • Bay of Islands 750th and Robbie Burns night at Cannibal and Magic’s 24th January. Haggis and all things Scottish with piper Blackbeard. Wellington also celebrated Robbie Burns night with Haggis and Long John Silver piping in the haggis from High Heels’s garage.

  • NZGM Birdtable and her manservant The Worm have been very busy since the gates opened at Auckland border. Visits to Mooloo, Maungawhai before Xmas followed by 3 nights in Wellington in the early new year, taking in Wellington, Geri’s and Ladies hashes. They made very entertaining guest RA’s at the Ladies annual IQ/Jaberwocky Peka Peka beach house run.

  • Tokoroa Xmas run on 22nd Dec at the Cossie Club

  • Auckland HHH AGM 13th December. Bush Banger the new GM. Dio Hasher of the year. Arkles Fines/Registrar, Wot Wife and Boring Joint Masters. Crossdresser - Scribe

  • Canterbury Combined Xmas doo (hosted by CH2H3) Saturday 18th December

  • Bays (Mount, Rotorua, Whakatane) Combined Xmas run Monday 6th December - TECT Park Whataroa Rd, Ngawaro. Around 100 hashers at a beautiful bush location. Lots of good food and drinks put on by the hosts Mount Hash.

  • A full agenda of Xmas runs in Wellington - Over 30 WHHH hashers enjoyed a train trip to Tawa with taxis home on Monday 13th, followed by similar numbers at Geri’s Xmas run, also a train trip but to the Hutt Valley. Then another good crowd at Azmud’s on the Wednesday for Ladies Xmas - foodbank donations instead of Xmas pressies. The week round off with a Combined run on the Saturday. Then Monday 20th the Capital Xmas run and also in town the WHHH Xmas craft beer bar run.

  • Another top Hasher passed on. Auntie from Wellington Ladies Hash, shortly after his 80th birthday and 1100th run. Affectionately viewed as the Godfather of Ladies Hash.

  • Auckland Hashers finally enjoying some real hash runs after 3 months off due to Covid. A Domain hash run on the 15th Nov hared by Shakespeare - 22 attendees including Birdtable. Plunder hosted Hussies on the 16th with staggered starts from Little Shoal Bay

  • Garden City AGM was on the 5th November - Joint Masters Lip Splitter and Dawnbreaker, Fines - Vassie, RA Klingon

  • Dunedin Xmas dinner was on 19th November

  • Christchurch Hussies Hat day during Show week on 12th November.

  • Sad news - Jubes of Rotorua Hash and former NZGM passed away recently. Very well known and loved in the NZ hashing community. Funeral live streamed. Fine eulogy from Shortplanx with him and Xerox among the pall-bearers. As well as Rotorua Hash many Hash visitors including Rewd, Gypsy, Likka, Ain’t no Saint, Metal, Petal, Wantie, Rigid, Gnash, Noodles, Fireman Jim, Gonzo, McWatt, Kahluis, Perky Humpy. Casket carried out to “Hey Jude”

  • Wellington Ladies AGM 3rd Nov. New Senior GM is LMB - Lil Miss Bumps. DT drops back to Junior GM. One Pint the new Dogsbody and Eclipse, Mistress and Fire heading the Ladies Advisory Group. Headcase and H2 stay on as RA’s. 36 Hashers at AGM.

  • https://mailchi.mp/258e835d323f/nzgm-h3-newsletter-4847397  Birdtable link to NZGM newsletter

  • Mount AGPU Saturday was October 2nd. Incoming GM is Moogabee. Dragon Lady On sec and Pokin out - Hash Kash. No Hash Kash so runs now BYO

  • Christchurch/Garden City annual Duck run was on Sunday October 3rd. Another fun filled day.

  • Covid Delta has hit NZ and the Hash scene. Since 18th August NZ has been in Lockdown. So all Hashes meeting virtually, if at all. Many doing solo runs with Zoom meetups. September 8th has seen all areas outside Auckland move to level 2 which permits gatherings under 50 people inside. So most Hashes outside Auckland started up again. Auckland moved to Level 3 on September 22nd but still no actual hash runs.

  • Sad news - Loud (former Wellington Ladies, ex NZGM, Chair of NZ Nash Hash Wellington 1994) passed away peacefully at home with Wellspread on Saturday 21st August. Hasher friends invited to have a dram of whiskey at 6pm or whenever is his memory.

  • Aussie Nash Hash postponed from this November until 25-27 March 2022

  • Mooloo AGPU 6-8TH August

  • BOI AGPU on Saturday 24th July - Tight Bolt and Knose to share GM and RA

  • Nelson Winter Camp at Lake Roiti - weekend of 23-25 July

  • Southern Flyers had annual City walkabout and also hosted Birdtable and friends. Brewer took them on guided tour to Stadium and Bluff.

  • Capital AGM on Monday 5th July. Incoming JM’s are Corpus-L and RV.

  • Current Wellington Ayotollah He’ll Keep laid up with work incident leg injury. Immediate past Ayotollah Hash Brown was trapped in Queensland by Covid lockdown.

  • Geri’s AGM 29th June - Incoming GM - Oggy with RA’s Spiderman and Mop.

  • World Premiere of Slasher Horror movie featuring Hashers in Auckland Saturday 26th June. Auckland hashers among guests.

  • Dunedin 1500th over weekend of 19-20 June - see recent events

  • Long time Wellington Hasher Snowplough passed away suddenly mid June. Geri’s hosted commemorative run 23rd June

  • Auckland 50 year anniversary dinner Saturday 12th June - around 80 attended

  • New club in town - Waitomo / Otorohanga - see clubs

  • Boulder Holder (Mount HHH) 40th also on 12th June in

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Notable Run tallies in NZ Hashes

2021 update of Runs of Honour now updated. Notable hashers, for runs with one club include

(1) Masterton’s Little Flic who has only missed 18 runs in nearly 1700.

(2) Sun City’s Noodles - he has done 1778 runs of the club’s 1863.

(3) Demon Dave of Auckland has now joined Rotorua’s General and Father as NZ’s only 2000 plus Hashers.

(4) Hashers over 1800 runs - Wellington’s Biggles, K9 and Townplanner.

(5) Hashers over 1700 runs - Chips – Wellington Ladies.

(6) Hashers over 1600 runs – Prickhairyarse – Whangarei, Dagy – Garden City and Likka – Pania.

(7) Other Hashers, excluding the above, who head the list in their Hashes – Screw Loose (BOI), Sharkey (Mangawhai), Hard to Port (Norwest), 10 Speed (North Shore), Magpie (Hussies), The Worm (Woeful), Couch (Vets), Dingo/Toetruck (Mooloo), Humpy (Mount), Musthashless (Tokoroa), Wantie (Energy), Hangman (Palmerston North), Gee-String (Capital), Handle (Thirsty Thursday), Plumley (Nelson), RLD (Christchurch), Sirloin (Dunedin), Brewer (Southern Flyers). Honourable mentions to Red Riding Hood (Taupo), W.E.N.D.Y/Toyboy (Takaka), Ringburner (Naki Surfers) and LGFM (Levin)

(8) Double 1000ths - Dinki Di – Wellington Ladies and Geri’s . Deepthroat – Wellington and Geri’s.

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Post lockdown - Round the Clubs - North to South

BAY OF ISLANDS

Winter start time of 5pm. Run 666 held in mid June, which included a celebration dinner at the Plough and Feather. Cannibal enjoying retirement. 666 run recently celebrated.

WHANGAREI

Last May Monday and Runny Mummy set clue run for the 12 runners and 6 walkers. Almost back to normal for Pricky’s run on the 2nd June, followed by Hard Drive’s place on the 9th. Consistently getting 12-16 runners & 8-12 Walkers. We are planning a BIG WEEKEND 12-13th September to celebrate our 2020th run in the year 2020. We will be booking at the Waipu Cove Campgrounds where you can book cabins or take your caravan/tents etc. Turn up on Friday for prelude drinks. Run-walk on Saturday followed by a post run bash, Sunday sober up run-walk and head home.

MANGAWHAI

We all survived Covid 19 and resumed normal service on Queens Birthday weekend. The weather in the winterless North has been exceptional for winter, thus far.

We have now registered 96 runs. Our 100th run will be as a pre-lube to Nash Hash in January - Saturday 30 January.

The event will be similar to the very successful preamble to the BOI Nash Hash held on 7 February 2017. Cost for the run $10, and pay as you go for dinner afterwards. Registrations are now open. Register by indicating your intention to attend via e-mail to sharkey.tatie@gmail.com or leave a message on the Mangawhai Heads HHH Facebook page.

AUCKLAND (MENS )

Resumed runs after hibernation. Good turnout on QB Monday. Back in full swing now. 50th year of Hashing for Auckland HHH 27-31 August. Will coincide with AGM. Parnell RSA Friday. Run Saturday.

Vets (MENS )

Zoom meetings during lockdown. 12 participants most Monday.

AUCKLAND HUSSIES

Zoom meetups every Tuesday at 7pm. Hosted by Plunder. Averaging 19 participants per meetup. Encouraging hashers to have completed their own in bubble walk or run beforehand.

Hash debating on whether lockdown meetups qualify as runs for the book.

NORWEST

Recent AGM and Loose Change is the incoming GM, taking over from Weeek.

NORTH SHORE HUSSIES

In hibernation during lockdown. Still waiting on news.

WOEFULL

Having had two virtual 'runs' where everyone did a local loop from their own homes followed by a Zoom video circle, WOEFULL are back to a regular run Sunday 7th June up at Riverhead Forest. 50 Shade of Gay was the hare.

Hibiscus Coast

Chatting during lockdown.

MOOLOO

In hibernation over Lockdown but kept in touch on FB. Now back to full hashing. Big birthday for Waxy at the end of June. AGPU set for Waiheke on Aug 8th. Cock the hare and booze master.

MOUNT MAUNGANUI

1st real run since lockdown was held in Humpy’s garage on QB Monday. Apparently a very good attendance and the excitement got to many with lots of hugging and yahooing and general ignoring of social distancing !! Recent mid June run at Bundys has Gnash in line for Run of the year. Mainly thanks to the publican Bundy pouring spirits straight from the bottle down the throats of all fines and raffle prize recipients . Recent Mount hashers Blue Virgin and A Blue Shun organising weekend in Gisborne 13-15 November. AGPU on Saturday 29th August.

SUN CITY

In hibernation over lockdown, but back now running, as advised by Noodles. Daisy still in Rarotonga. Noodles has done 1778 of the Hash’s 1863 runs.

TOKOROA

Musthashless advises that hash was in hibernation over lockdown. Now back to Sunday afternoon runs for the rest of non daylight savings time.

ENERGY

Virtual runs with postings on walks on FB. Some old hashers making a return. And postings from overseas Hashers. Also Zoom circles and Messenger chats. The hash has now been gradually stepping up as advised by Wantie. Trying to support local. Pub run coming up.

TAUPO

Business as usual - no runs !! Labour weekend run now being hosted by Metal and Petal.

PANIA

Hash in hibernation during lockdown. But now back running, albeit with small packs. Mostly hared by Likka and Pockets. Runs now on Mondays. Formerly on a Sunday. AGPU 25TH July

PALMERSTON NORTH

Most did own walks during lockdown. GM and Yardboy putting their runs on webpage. Also on Facebook. Lowkey 2000TH coming up mid July.

MASTERTON

Lockdown was hibernation but now back to normal runs as advised by Dogshit. A bottle of Glenfiddich knocked off at recent June run. Little Flic continuing his incredible hashing attendance. He has only missed 17 of the Hashes 1653 runs.

WELLINGTON Combined

A Saturday run on June 6th as a welcome back from Lockdown. Venue Bubbles work garage. Hares - Runners High Heels and Walkers RV. Over 40 there as all the hashes well represented. Club GM’s Hash Brown, DT, K9 (stand in for Fishy), and RV contributing fines in the circle.

WELLINGTON

AGM held near end of Lockdown as a Zoom meeting. A first for a NZ hash ?? New Ayotollah is Hash Brown with new RA’s Porkbox and Teapot. At level three the hash had 2 weeks of three separate runs of maximum 10 attendees. Now back to normal runs. A belated AGM celebration was held on 27TH July - run around the city with entertainment followed by shuttles to Pussy Puppys garage in Petone for a spitfire catering feast. Circle jointly hosted by recent and current Ayotollahs and RA’s.

CAPITAL

AGPU held on June 1st. Incoming Joint GM’s are Recycled Virgin and BS. Chips the Baby Ayotollah. Capital pushed the boundaries during lockdown with hares setting runs, but the hounds doing the trail solo at different times of the day. Talk of a rescheduled 2000th in November.

GERI'S

Facebook runs over lockdown. Now back to full runs. The AGM, originally scheduled during lockdown, run by GM Fishy and his RA’s K9 and Dolly on Tuesday 23rd June. New GM is Knockers with just one walkers RA Snapper. B1 from Wanaka a surprise visitor.

WELLINGTON LADIES

Lockdown was solo themed runs posted on Facebook with Zoom meetups Wednesday nights to review the days runs. Now back to normal runs. Halfway through the yearly cycle with GM DT and RA’s Headcase, Omo and Fire. Chips had hip operation on 25th June. Sunbeam knee replacement on the 24th.

THIRSTY THURSDAY

ZOOM meetups with daytime solo runs, sometimes on same trail. Back to themed Thursday runs at 7pm. Near wash out on 4th June.

NELSON

Virtual runs on Facebook during Lockdown. Highlight was the nude run on 22nd April hosted by Mavis. Various dress up tasks set by Mavis during the night. Hilarious viewing. Hash now back to normal Wednesday runs at 6pm. 3rd June at Tahuna. 28 hashers at recent run from Strokers. The annual winter camp weekend at St Arnard was held on the weekend of 24-26 July.

TAKAKA

Intermittent runs anyway so hibernation the norm, apart from hook-ups round the country with other Hash travellers. Takaka hosted post lockdown run for Nelson hash.

GARDEN CITY

Semi normal runs on now with run 2019 at Naval Cum and Lip Splitters. 16th June was the big 2020 run. Epic night according to reports and photos.

CHRISTCHURCH

AGM on Saturday 27th June. Latvian House Glasson St. Wreck theme. New GM IS Dingaling. RLD won best dressed with Titanic get up. SSS organising road trip from Christchurch to Winter Camp venue.

DUNEDIN

Normal runs resuming (after lots of Zoom meets) Sunday June 7th at Vauxhaul Boat Club Portobello Rd. Followed by Friday drinks at Kensington Tavern.

SOUTHERN FLYERS – INVERCARGILL

Hash was n hibernation during lockdown, but resumed with a run from Brewers home on June 8th and then back to the normal venue The Northern Tavern from the 15th.

Hash was n hibernation during lockdown, but resumed with a run from Brewers home on June 8th and then back to the normal venue The Northern Tavern from the 15th.


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Before Lockdown - Early 2020

What is happening and hash happened
at the Clubs – North to South

BAY OF ISLANDS

The committee has decided to hold the AGPU weekend and
the 666th run at the same time at Hihi Holiday Park

Friday 17th, Saturday 18th April. Home Sunday 19th. Keep this weekend free. A selection of accommodation is available at Hihi, so we will be asking you all to choose your accommodation as soon as possible.

They have motel rooms, cabins, powered sites and camping sites.

More information will be coming out on this very soon.


WHANGAREI

MANGAWHAI

Anniversary weekend run Saturday 25th

AUCKLAND (MENS )

Rangitoto run replaced by Waiheke Island run, hosted by Mongo.

AUCKLAND HUSSIES

NORWEST

NORTH SHORE HUSSIES

WOEFULL

WOEFULL January run was on Waiheke Island

MOOLOO

Annual Waikato river float - Feb

MOUNT MAUNGANUI

1666 weekend coming up

SUN CITY

Daisy still in Rarotonga

TOKOROA

Energy

TAUPO

PANIA

PALMERSTON NORTH

MASTERTON

WELLINGTON

The Hash did the Paekakariki Escarpment “Stairway to Heaven” trail in January, finishing at Porkboxes house on Pukerua Bay beach. A 10km trail that is not for those with a fear of heights. Last man in took 3 and a half hours.

CAPITAL

The Hash busy counting down to the 2000th weekend in early April.

GERI'S

Sourpuss hosting visitor Wylie Coyote in Feb at Seatoun RSA – venue for Capital’s 2000th

WELLINGTON LADIES

THIRSTY THURSDAY

Co-founder Recycled Virgin back to Wellington for 2020 at least.

NELSON

TAKAKA

GARDEN CITY

Planning for Garden City 2000th – was due late 2019, but owing to the proliferation of events round then, have instead a 2020 run, in, of all years, 2020 ? Klingon to advise

CHRISTCHURCH

Christchurch hosting Winter Camp this year.

DUNEDIN

New hash in town - Thursdays monthly

SOUTHERN FLYERS – INVERCARGILL

CHRISTCHURCH /GARDEN CITY

Blackball Weekend 7-9 March. Hosted by Wee Knackers at Blackball.


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Stuff happened - 2019

What is happening and hash happened at the Clubs – North to South

 

BAY OF ISLANDS

 

Our annual Christmas dinner was) organised by Cannibal and Magic. 3rd July St James Hall

AGPU was Saturday May 4th 2019       3pm   Cannibal the new GM

October saw birthdays of Ebeneezer and Braveheart.   A new runner Jacqui, on her 4th run was named as “Never got one”  Be careful how you answer questions. 

Red Baron and Snoopy away on holiday.   Vietnam Vet is planning an off road hash trek, to be announced

 

WHANGAREI

Red Dress Run 2019 set for December 7th.  Charity chosen  -  FORCE -  monthly clean up of Whangarei -  charity set up by Unsightly Bulge and Knotty Nips. 

Thanks to DB & Dogs Roll for setting a great run-walk on Limestone Island.  Late Feb.

About 40 turned up with friends and family. Beautiful evening on the beach sharing food with a bunch of misfits. We all met at the Piss Stop on the top of the island while Dogs Roll gave us a bit of history about the island and all the work that has been carried out. There are about 50 Kiwi running around…..

 

MANGAWHAI

This event was held over the weekend of the 29th March, there were lots of walks and similar events including our hash run. Saturday afternoon, the usually sold out wine and food festival kicks off,  this function always rocks, all profits from the whole weekend go to the upkeep of our local tracks.

Labour weekend run coming up -  see upcoming events. 

 

AUCKLAND (MENS )

Wot Wife presented with patch for his 80 year birthday.  

Obs has moved to live on Great Barrier Island.   Hasn’t been making Hash on a Monday !!

Labour weekend run – other hashes invited. 

 

 AUCKLAND HUSSIES

Plunder and Phantom went on tour in Europe in their flash camper.  With their own website. 

 

NORWEST

AGM held 21st May.  A very pleasant dinner enjoyed by the Hash.  Outgoing GM is Hissy Fit.  New GM is Weeek.  Yes with 3 e’s !!  

8th October a combined run with Auckland Hussies. 

 

NORTH SHORE HUSSIES

AGPU mid Oct -  Revs the new GM. 

No Reason weekend very successful -  see recent events

Whorepiss, Hooka, and Joe90 all went down to Nomad. 

 

WOEFULL

The WOEFULL had a hash on a rare Monday in April.  Partially due to the Worm getting side-swiped by an anti-eco warrior.  The next day, his able-bodied partner, Bird Table was somehow injured.  We suspect that it was due to The Worm's bandages but have no evidence to go on.

 Our next blue moon month isn't until November of next year. Members of the WOEFULL get to add a blue patch to their shirt if they make it to both runs for any month that has two full moons. We get a white patch sewn on for every 13 runs.

 

MOOLOO

March 16-17 - Mr Magoo's fishing weekend was probably a bit more subdued than usual. Us 4 Mooloo hussies being the only ones to catch any fish was probably not helpful to lifting morale after Chopper's passing. But we had a great time and we did share our kahawai leftovers with Sir Cream A Lot!

A good attendance at the Raglan weekend. 

AGM was  21st September. Eastside Tavern 1pm.  Big day including pub crawl in bus. A fantastic day/night out. Pub crawl by bus for our AGPU. Lil Miss arranged a great scavenger hunt with heaps of laughter. GM Hardlygavehimsum returned for another year.  Dingo to take over next year.  

 

MOUNT MAUNGANUI

The Hash recently celebrated the 70th Birthday of Humpy.   A big turnout including many old hashers.   And soon thereafter Humpy chalked up his 1200th run with the Mount. 

A stellar year for the Mount Hash with a large number of virgin hashers and virgin hares  

Bustits led the Mount organising of Raglan run weekend in May.  

The Mounts 2 welsh hashers Up da Rear and Down the Front left to return to UK.  Send off at Gnash and Mildews run hosted by Humpy and Perky. 

Tony of Tauranga AKA Bluevain the new Father of Mount Hash.  He also fronting NZ bid for Interhash

 

SUN CITY

Hash had week long trip in August to visit Daisy in Rarotonga.  9 hashers made the trip including Noodles, Fireman Jim and Duph.   Fireman Daisy and Jim did a private 4 hour walk across the Island. 

Daisy loving life over there - you will find him at the Fishing Club on Wednesday and Friday nights.  Hash on Mondays. 

DT and Fire from Wellington took family over there in July and spent a couple of boozy evenings with Daisy.  

Sun City hosting the Annual Combined Bays Xmas run at Pikowai Camground Matata on Monday 2nd December.     

 

TOKOROA

9th March Saturday -  Cheese Rolling

500th run 29th Nov to 1st December.     More details - see upcoming events !!

 

Energy

Rigid and Wantie  worked with Wendy and Toyboy to organise  Nomad at Queens Birthday weekend.  bushlands campground.   A great weekend.  

Wantie has secured a new Marquee for the Hash.  Maybe to be used at an Energiser weekend which is in early stages of planning.  

Wantie and Rigid went to Eurohash in August with crowd of Kiwis. 

Sad news with passing of Vergen. 

 

TAUPO

Red Riding Hood attended Nomad on Queens Birthday weekend this year, rather than being one of the organisers.  However this did not stop her being a head Cocktail mixer at the Cocktail party on the Sunday.   Red doing her usual Labour weekend thing. 

 

PANIA

Pania  hosting the next Nash Hash.  Website up and running.  Already well over the 200 mark for early regos.  Chairman of NH21 is Metal Mickey. 

AGPU held late July  - Likka now sole RA or maybe that is  GM. 

 

PALMERSTON NORTH

2 recent arrivals from Cyprus -  Tuneful Trumper and Zebedee, now living permanently in Palmerston North.  Represented the hash at Nomad.   

Palmy hash numbers currently round the 16 mark, as of October    

 

MASTERTON

AGPU held on Easter Monday.  All names going into hat for incoming GM, as everyone has been GM before.  Spike is the lucky winner.    

 

 WELLINGTON

AGM Monday 15th April  - Kampong restaurant.  Outgoing Ayotollah Small Thing handed over to Fatboy.  And outgoing RA and Monk High Heels and Hood handed over to Crazy Horse and Possum.

High Heel’s annual birthday pub crawl held on July 13th.  A lineup of 9 craft beer bars, many of them rooftop bars.  About 14 intrepid hashers staggered round inner city Wellington.  

3 WHHHers ventured to Winter Camp - He’ll Keep (renamed for South Island), Tripod and ABC

Sourpuss, aged 71, has just completed his 2nd (and last !! )  Hawaiian Ironman.  Finishing 10th out of 32 in his age group.   A pretty amazing effort. 

CAPITAL 

Handle, Corpuscle, Geestring and Fraggle attended Nelson 1500th.  Hosted by Stroker

AGM Easter Monday held at Nip L Peenk’s place.  JJ and Nipple confirmed as new Joint Masters.  Handle and Geestring reconfirmed as Hash Kash and On Sec.  Recycled Virgin rang in from Canada and offered herself as Baby Ayotollah. With good hash humor her offer was politely declined.  FOYC………….

Capital 2000th set for weekend of April 3-5th 2020.   Location TBA, but at this stage could be Wainui Scout camp, or other semi-local similar facilities, i.e. bunks, cabins, powered sites, tent sites.

Doubles as a pre-lube to Interhash 2020.  It is a week before Easter and a week before School Holidays

Handle recently completed Russia Hash Vodka train trip, returning in time for Winter Camp

Recycled Virgin is back in town.  Working at Hutt Valley High School for 2020, so lookout Wellington hashes. 

 

 

GERI'S

AGM was 9th April.  Outgoing GM Stickie and RA’s Backseat and Dayglo handed over to new GM Fishy FIngers with RA’s K9 and Dolly.  Sourpuss (NZ champion Ironman - in over 70’s) is the new Hash Kash and was only scammed once on his and Phillippajug’s  holiday in Europe. 

Broken ankles dogging the GM’s.  Both outgoing GM Stickie and Incoming GM Fishy FIngers were on on crutches mid year.  Fishy fell out of a tree while chainsawing.  

Backseat went to Europe to walk one of those pilgrim trails with her sister in September

Hey Babe continues to represent the hash in off road ultra-mountain races

Treetop and Twiggy off on big holiday to UK Jul-Now.  Oggy ON Sec in Treetop’s absence

Gatecrasher doing 6 week tour of overseas, including Inter Americas Oct Nov.   Rumoured to involve nudity, which Gatie will just have to suck it up and give it a go  !!

Sourpuss, at 71, just completed another Hawaiian Ironman. 

 

WELLINGTON LADIES

AGM held at Hearing Association 20th November.  New GM Is DT with RA’s Headcase, Fire, Omo and H2. 

Azmud is now officially an Ironwoman. Completed Taupo 2019.

Headcase and DT have been the Hash cripples this year, although Headcase now cleared to resume running. 

Auntie retired mid year after 60 years with the Army.  

 

THIRSTY THURSDAY

Co-founder Recycled Virgin recently returned from overseas touring.     

Hash continuing on with weekly themes.  And fines based on the number 3.  

 

 NELSON

1500th weekend a rousing success.  70 attendees.  See recent events for full write-up. 

AGPU.  Hosted by Mimi with a progressive dinner on Saturday April 6th.   Committee including GM Shagus returned en masse as they have been doing such a great job.  The day stretched from 11am to 1am. 

Nelson Winter Camp at St Anaud on the weekend of 21st to 23rd June

Mimi and Stroker went to Eurohash – a brilliant event they say. 

 

TAKAKA

Hosted a Nelson hash run in April.   And a working bee weekend in May. 

WENDY and Toyboy part of the organizing crew for Nomad.  A stellar job done.  

 

 GARDEN CITY

Okains Bay Weekend 17th to 19th May .   Weather cut the original group of 20 down to 12, but a good time had by all.  Whiskey tasting on the friday.  Scenic run on the Saturday.  

Winter Camp this year was 19-21 July.   Glenroy Camp, Glenfunnel.   Hosted by Garden City.  See Recent events for write-up. 

Planning for Garden City 2000th –  due late 2019, but owing to the proliferation of events round then, the latest thinking is to have instead a 2020 run, in, of all years,  2020  ?  Klingon to advise

 

CHRISTCHURCH

We had our Annual Duck run mid October at The Groynes, where we throw our rubber ducks in the river and follow them to the finish line. Ding-a-Ling was the winner this year. 

RA Games held annually were held in April by the RA being 5F's which after a short run the games consisted of egg throwing, tug-o-war, sack races. A few injuries and bruises to show after a very competitive night!

 May the 4th be with you!! CH2H3 held their AGM on 4th May being a Stars Wars theme.  20+ Hashers turned up Avebury House for a fun filled night. There were a few Princess Leias, a Clone Trooper, a Revan or two, some Darth Vaders and even an Alien. Workshirka clocked up 300 runs and the new Committee was sworn in. The suckers were: GM - STD; JM - 5F's; RA - OO7; Scribe - Navi & Nice Butt; Hash Drays - Beep Beep & EmDef; Habberdashery - RLD.

Many a sore head the next day proved it was yet a great night at another CH2H3 AGM..

 

DUNEDIN

Sirloin and Lippy just back from week in Rarotonga.  No rest for Daisy over there. 

Dunedin Hashers Sirloin, Lippy , Shorty,  Cock Cooker and Flat on Your Back attended the  annual  Southern Flyers Riverton Sunday run. Whitebait fritters (More like steaks) were served pre run along with plenty of beer. The run was not arduous but a gentle wander around Riverton then a swim in the sea.

1400th run held July 7th

 

 SOUTHERN FLYERS - INVERCARGILL

Riverton Run from Brewer - We had a Hash walk, grogs etc at our holiday home at Riverton Rocks on Sunday, 24 March. We do this annually in February/March and Sirloin spotted it on our Facebook page. As it was Otago anniversary day on the Monday he, Lippy and Shorty came down in their bus and stayed the night at Riverton. Another two Dunedin hashers also came for the afternoon (their names elude me at the moment). All up we had just on 20 there, good food, drinks and fun – including a swim in the sea over the road from the house for about five!!! Finally ended about 10 pm with a couple of our hashers helping Sirloin finish a bottle of whiskey in his bus. All in all a great day! Only loose plans at this stage but it is likely we will meet the Dunedin hashers somewhere half way between Invercargill and Dunedin later in the year for a night.

 Updatefrom Kasper - our annual mid-winter walkabout took place on 22 July. This was a special Curry night at the home of Rangoon Rider & Dr Cullen. Hashers were asked to bring along their best curry dish. Rangoon also put on a slideshow of Hash events of the past 10+ years; the photos prompted some reminiscing from those present.

A special Rugby World Cup night was held on 7 October at Brewer's. All Hashers picked a country that was participating in the RWC and had to either wear some clothing that was indicative of or present an item about or bring along the national dish of their chosen country.

Our annual Christmas run was a BBQ held on 16 December in Brewer's garage; everyone was to wear something Christmassy and bring along a gift for Santa's sack. The Hussies played a game of the female edition of Cards Against Humanity. The night ended with some Hashers being driven around the streets of Invercargill looking at houses that had Christmas lights on display.

 Recent visit by NZGM Shunter along with 2Jugs and fellow travellers Humpy and Perky.  2Jugs celebrated in the circle when the Pub shouted not only 2 jugs of beer, but 2 jugs of water

 

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CHRISTCHURCH /GARDEN CITY

 

Blackball Weekend 15-17 March. Hosted by Wee Knackers at Blackball.   A great weekend again thanks to Knackers and philup (who catered two weddings on Saturday while Knackers sorted us out.

 

Good trip over with observations about the amount of scree on the mountains. Much more erosion than I remember!! Bloody traffic lights each side of Arthurs and then a detour on gravel after Brunner. However, the highlight there was the Jack Hill school miniature bungalow built by students (young) in the 1930’s rather than them just doing the three R’s.

 

A trooper of an evening preceded by a cook up for self, Triple S, RLD and cuddles on the famous Dagy Webber. A night of playing and singing and drinking on the balcony of the Hilton with no one feeling any pain (apart from when I tried to sing)

 

Saturday morning and a race up to the community hall to meet Ivan the Mancunian, fresh off his bike. (You had to be there….why were you not???) Cooked up a storm with Knackers then cleaned up and a live hare (Dingaling) dishing out a good run although second half predictable once we started. (According to The Missing Linc)

 

Sat avo and a shower followed by a good session of music with Bolyx, Vomi, self and Tucker Fucker. Joined later by FFFFF on the vocals. A raucous end before dinner and then a waddle down to the club for the evening and dancing to a not bad rock band.

 

Breaky Sun and a repeat of Sat morn before a wee walk, circle and fare thee wells.

 

A top weekend! Thanks to Wee Knackers and philup, Ding and STD for doing the money and patches.

 

Nash Hash for some booze and everyone for making it a top weekend. . 

 

 

 


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